This ain’t no “Thinwich”

I bought some sandwich pita bread at the store. “Only 100 calories!” the package exclaimed happily.

So I made a delicious sandwich with it at home.

Using diet bread and lean turkey ought to make up for slathering on the cheese, butter and bacon, right?

Right?

By the way, it was delicious! I recommend the pita bread.

And the butter and bacon….