My mother gave me this T-shirt. I was wearing it the other day. My husband read it and then grinned wickedly. In a spooky-dude, this-oughta-scare-ya voice, he said, “Triplets.” Shudder.
I think I’m funny. People say I’m funny. But my kids? Not so much. Actual conversation between me and Little Girl: LG: Daddy’s so funny. Me: Yeah he is. LG: You’re not funny though. Me: I’m not? LG: Nope. Me: oh…kay… LG: (consolingly) It’s all right. You’re just a Mommy. And… There you go.
The twins went on their first kindergarten field trip this week. I didn’t want to go. I know, I know. BAD mommy. Little Boy has already been giving me the guilt trip about how the neighbor kids’ mom works at the school and is there ALL DAY. “Why can’t you be at the school allContinue reading “Guilt Assuaged”
We took off the twins’ closet door, and I hung up a curtain over the opening instead. The curtain is made of both Princess AND Transformers fabric, in order to accommodate both twins’ tastes. This makes things easier for the arrangement of furniture, and also makes the room safer. After all, Little Girl cut herContinue reading “Decor in the Twins’ Room”
Little Girl had a friend from the neighborhood (R) come to play at the house after school. They ran ahead of me from the playground to the house, and when I arrived they showed me the treasure they’d found on the way. Oh hurray. A giant tangled ball of yellow string. Both girls were yellingContinue reading “The Story of the Yellow String”
I picked up Happy Meals for the twins in the drive-thru and passed the food to the backseat while driving to keep them quiet for five minutes. What, like YOU’VE never done that?! Little Boy opened his and exclaimed: “Awww, a FART GUN?! We already HAVE a fart gun.” Sometimes you look at your kids andContinue reading “How to tell that you’ve been eating at McDonald’s too often”