You may already be a winner

 I got a call from a man claiming to be from Publisher’s Clearing House. They had my name and address. The man said I’d won the jackpot, but I didn’t believe him. Here is an “artist’s conception” of the caller, (my husband made it) and following that is a transcript of our conversation. Him: You’ve just

Trash Day Tragedy

One Tuesday morning, I was calmly brushing my teeth when I heard a rumbling noise outside. Hmm, I thought. That sounds like a the trash truck. Good thing I put the trash out last night. Then I thought, Wait, DID I put the trash out last night? I remember INTENDING to put the trash out.