You may already be a winner

 I got a call from a man claiming to be from Publisher’s Clearing House. They had my name and address. The man said I’d won the jackpot, but I didn’t believe him. Here is an “artist’s conception” of the caller, (my husband made it) and following that is a transcript of our conversation. Him: You’ve justContinue reading “You may already be a winner”

Buttons I wish I had on the GPS

FEATURE #1. This route ain’t gonna fly, cowboy. Give it up. You know how sometimes a certain route has been blocked by a traffic jam, or a closed road, or maybe your ex on a rampage, but your GPS won’t accept that you can’t go that way? It just keeps saying “Recalculating. Make a U-turnContinue reading “Buttons I wish I had on the GPS”