I guess I’m a kitten’s grandma

So, it’s been a year since my oldest daughter ET got married.

Click for more information on that: (https://christinakosatka.wordpress.com/2019/12/19/so-now-im-a-mother-in-law/)

She and her husband decided to go on a trip for their anniversary, and she asked me to come and babysit her kitten, Jellybean.

She’s six months old and pretty cute.

I figured this sounded like a pretty easy gig: I sit around the apartment for a few days, read and watch TV, and feed the cat occasionally.

But then I arrived and saw the LIST of instructions she had left about caring for the kitten.

It was a full page long. No lie.

Anyways, Jellybean was perfectly fine when ET came back. But then after I got home, I received a phone call.

  • ET: Mom, on the list I specifically said not to let Jellybean mess with the Christmas tree.
  • Me: Yeah…
  • ET: So, I can see that she made a NEST in the tree where she’s been sitting.
  • Me: But she LIKES the tree.
  • ET: It was on the LIST, Mom.
  • Me: She just kept going in there. And I didn’t want to spray her with the water.
  • ET: Mom. Seriously?

But hey, the cat was alive when she came back, right? And when I babysit, it’s Grandma Rules!

An Extra Dramatic Discussion About Towels

Little Girl (aged 12) came into the kitchen to find a stack of newly-folded (by me) towels on the counter. She was indignant.

  • Her: WHY are you HOLDING the towels HERE?
  • Me: What?
  • Her: There’s only ONE towel in the BATHROOM and it’s DIRTY! And that’s because all the towels are HERE!
  • Me: Okay. Well, this stack of towels has just been folded, and they are ready to take to the bathroom. So, do you want to take them?
  • Her: NO!

On that exit line she swept grandly from the room.

And THAT’S why the towels are here.

These kids had better be going back to school soon

So after the three-plus-months-long homeschool experiment of last school year, I’ve been looking forward to having my kids go back to school IN PERSON.

They have given us as parents the option of using a “learn-from-home” model, which of course translates to “you-deal-with-your-own-kid-while-we-force-our-teachers-to-work-with-you-online.”

No thank you. That sounds like a nightmare for me AND the teachers.

Well, it’s August, and my kids will be starting school back in person, BUT… They will only be able to go every other day.

How do they decide who goes when? Well… Kids with last names beginning with A-K are in Group A; kids with last names beginning with L-Z are in Group B.

Group A will attend Mondays, Wednesday, and Friday of one week, and then Tuesday and Thursday of the next week. Group B will attend Tuesday and Thursday of one week, and then Monday, Wednesday and Friday of the next week.

Until there’s a holiday that messes things up.

Yeah. This ought to go smoothly….

Going Back to Church… IN PERSON!

This was the first Sunday we were able to go back in the church building. We were pretty excited.

The church had already informed everyone that masks would be required, and that we would sit distanced from each other in the pews, so we were prepared.

When we arrived at the church building and parked the car, my husband turned around to speak to the kids: “Okay, has everybody got their masks on?”

Then he pointed to us each in turn and said, “You hit the teller window; you bag the cash; you watch the door! I’ll start the getaway car!”

The kids didn’t laugh, but I thought it was funny.

Update: More Baby Birds?

Per my previous post about the baby birds who hatched and flew the nest on my front door, we have some news!

I noticed an increase in bird poop around my door again, so we looked into the abandoned nest. There were eggs!!

It looks like the adult birds even rebuilt the nest a bit and cleaned things up, so that the new hatchlings won’t have to lie in the leftover filth of their older siblings.

I’ll bet these new babies will be just as messy though…

Update 22 May 2020

The eggs have disappeared. I don’t know what happened; maybe something ate them?

They are just gone. I’m kind of sad about it, but I guess there’s nothing we can do.

It’s the great circle of life… or something…

Pre Covid vs Post Covid

Here’s a picture that made me super excited pre-COVID:

And here’s a picture that makes me super excited post COVID:

FUN FACT: I have a favorite brand of toilet paper, which I’ve been having trouble finding, unsurprisingly. I asked my husband to look for it and HE FOUND A TWENTY PACK!!!!!

He literally brought it to me while I was sleeping and put it in the bed.

This is a picture of true love!

I mean his love for me, not mine for the TP! (I think…)

Baby Birds!!!

I discovered a nest on my front door wreath with baby birds in it!

I was super excited. I taped a piece of paper to the front door to remind everyone not to open it so we wouldn’t disturb the babies. (We usually go in and out through the garage anyways.)

The kids and I checked on them a few times (carefully, without touching them), and in less than two weeks they looked like this:

They were so adorable! Except, I wondered what all that black and white stuff was….

That would be bird poop.

The entire nest and the door behind it were completely covered in bird poop. Ewwww.

But still, they were awfully cute! And the next day when I looked, there was only one baby left. The others had all flown. I guess he was the slow one?

Later that day, the last baby flew away, leaving behind an empty nest… full of poop.

Just like kids, right? Leave that mess behind. Mom will clean it up…

Homeschooling (Quarantine Style) Continues

  • Me: Have you finished your online schoolwork?
  • Little Girl: Yes.
  • Maury Povitch: Mom’s check on your google classroom proves…. that was a lie!
  • Me: (scanning in a completed worksheet called “Canada Facts Fun Sheet” for the twins)
  • Boo: What’s that? It says fun sheet. Is it really fun?
  • Me: No. Absolutely not.
  • Kids: I thought we would have fun being home all day! This is boring!
  • Me: I thought homeschooling the kids would be easy! This stinks!
  • Dr Phil: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result… That’s called insanity!