Inspirational Sayings RUINED Part 3

I’m a sucker for tabloids

Recently I was looking at the tabloid headlines in the grocery store line. It’s not the first time, I’m embarrassed to say. (For another story on that, click here.) I noticed an article about the couple from the HGTV show “Flip or Flop,” who are getting a divorce. Having just gone on a trip and

It’s snowing INSIDE my mailbox

I know. I couldn’t believe it either. It snows EVERYWHERE in Alaska.

News Flash

It’s cold in Alaska. No; I’m serious.

Daylight Savings Time: MAKE IT STOP!!

I hate Daylight Savings Time. I really do. It’s especially annoying to me now, because I recently spent six years on an island where we didn’t use DST. That’s right. Hawaii doesn’t observe Daylight Savings Time. (Just ONE of the reasons it’s called paradise there.) Yeah. We LEFT THE CLOCKS ALONE ALL YEAR. What a

This was supposed to inspire me. It didn’t.

Are my eyebrows “on point?”

I got my eyebrows waxed last weekend. This is the best I can do for “breaking news” here. It’s sad; I know. Anyways, my family was less than impressed by the change. The twins wanted to know what was wrong with my face.  The teenagers said it was okay, they guessed. My husband said flatly,

Two Ways to Scroll Through Facebook

 

I Haven’t Posted Anything for Months

Have you been wondering where I’ve been? Well, I was out of town and then I had some computer trouble, and blah blah blah… Would you believe I just haven’t been feeling very funny lately? Whatever. Now that the kids are finally back in school, I’ve been planning on posting again. Still, after such a

The Biscuits

My sister in law just got engaged unexpectedly. I congratulated her, and asked her about it. She said she was taken by surprise when her boyfriend proposed. “I think even he was surprised that he asked me. It was the biscuits,” she said. I said, “What?” “I had made him breakfast one day,” she explained,