I just put on the heat for the first time this year yesterday. When I did I smelled that weird burned smell that it makes when you first turn on the heater after it has been off all summer. Do you know that smell? I recognized it immediately, actually. I don’t know if it’s onlyContinue reading “It finally got a little cold in Georgia”
I kept seeing these ads on Facebook for headbands that look like they are made out of your real hair. Have you guys seen this? There was a video of this pretty girl doing her hair and I was fascinated by it. I’m a real sucker for those videos where they speed up boring stuffContinue reading “I’m trying to look pretty”
I like animals. Or, more accurately, I like the IDEA of animals. I don’t really like the trouble of taking care of, or the mess of cleaning up after, actual, real animals. Particularly dogs. I’m not what you might call a “dog person.” And NO, that does not make me EVIL. I don’t understand whyContinue reading “What’s your (un)favorite animal?”
I was making a little speech about how I feel children should be treated like real people, instead of talked down to. “I never lie to my kids,” I declared. My husband, observing this bit of pomposity on my part, coughed dryly into his hand and muttered, “Santa Claus.” Well, that puts me in myContinue reading “To Tell the Truth”
I went to the commissary to grocery-shop after a fresh dump of snow recently. When I arrived, the path I usually take to the door had not been shoveled, but there was a set of footprints on it, going straight for the entrance. I decided to go that way instead of walking all the wayContinue reading “Alaska Problems Again”
I saw this on Facebook. I guess it’s supposed to be inspiring? You know what I say to that? Yeah, I’ll stay humble.
I was browsing Facebook after Christmas and I saw a picture of my friend’s young son with a toy rifle in his living room. It was captioned something like, “He sure loves his Christmas present.” The kid was next to his father, who was showing him how to sight down the barrel. Of course, IContinue reading “I didn’t mean to be rude”
I saw a certain ridiculous advertisement on my Facebook wall. (By the way, isn’t it creepy how Facebook knows EXACTLY what to advertise to me? It’s profiled me as a woman in her forties, so I get ads for cleaning products, wrinkle cream, and those panties you can pee yourself in and supposedly no oneContinue reading “This ad is unhelpful”