Duped by the tabloids

I like to read the tabloid headlines while I’m waiting in line at the store. Oh, come on! You know you do it too! But the other day one magazine interested me so much I had to buy it: I just HAD to know about Angelina Jolie and how she was pregnant with twins again!

How to tell that you’ve been eating at McDonald’s too often

I picked up Happy Meals for the twins in the drive-thru and passed the food to the backseat while driving to keep them quiet for five minutes. What, like YOU’VE never done that?! Little Boy opened his and exclaimed: “Awww, a FART GUN?! We already HAVE a fart gun.” Sometimes you look at your kids and