It’s hard being a grown-up

I saw this article in a magazine:

Is it pathetic that I read it VERY carefully? I need to make friends! It’s hard to do as an adult.

As a little kid, you can just walk up to someone approximately your size and say, “Hi! Want to be friends?” and that’s perfectly fine. As a grown-up it might get you arrested.

Oh well. I’ll definitely keep trying!