Ineffective extermination methods

A Partial List of All the Wrong Ways To Kill Bugs:

Deflection:

Kid: “Mom!! Mom!! Mom!! There’s a bug; there’s a bug; THERE’S A BUG !!!(pause) Wait. It got away….”

Defenestration:

Him: “I scooped up this bug in a paper cup and put him outside.”

Demoralization:

Me, to a bug in the house: “Everyone hates you; you should die; go away!”

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