I started using the online grocery service at Wal-Mart.
In general, I really like it; I can order my groceries on the computer at night and pick them up the next day. They even have to load my car! Thanks, guys! I’ll let you handle it for me.
The only problem is that I can’t use my nice “sustainable shopping bags” anymore; the groceries come prepacked in plastic Wal-Mart bags. This is not really a big deal. I can recycle the plastic bags, after all.
But those plastic bags slide around like crazy in the back of my car. One day I opened the rear hatch and was almost splattered with falling salsa!
Fortunately, the jars stopped rolling JUST BEFORE they fell all the way out of the car and smashed on the concrete garage floor. Whew!
Then I took the bags inside and put them in the kitchen…..
Where I somehow managed to smash a jar MYSELF on the counter!
Hey, Wal-Mart, can you guys help me bring my stuff inside too? I don’t think I can handle it.