I’m trying to look pretty

I kept seeing these ads on Facebook for headbands that look like they are made out of your real hair. Have you guys seen this? There was a video of this pretty girl doing her hair and I was fascinated by it. I’m a real sucker for those videos where they speed up boring stuff

What’s your (un)favorite animal?

I like animals. Or, more accurately, I like the IDEA of animals. I don’t really like the trouble of taking care of, or the mess of cleaning up after, actual, real animals. Particularly dogs. I’m not what you might call a “dog person.” And NO, that does not make me EVIL. I don’t understand why