Why driving my kid drives me crazy

Shopping for New Furniture

As evidenced by the state of my couch in my previous post, I’m in the market for some new furniture. So here’s how that went: Me:  *Enters lovely showroom*          *Sits on pretty couch*          *Checks price tag*          *Faints dead away from shock* Nice Saleslady:

What happened in my living room?

So… here’s what my couch looks like these days. I asked the kids what happened, and nobody will admit to doing this. The only thing I know for sure is, despite the fact that I indisputably have the biggest behind in the house, IT WASN’T ME!

The reason my house is clean…sometimes

Confession: I have a cleaning service come to my house every other week. Yes, I’m a housewife who doesn’t even clean her own house. Don’t you wish you were me? No seriously, I have Merry Maids, and they do a great job. I recommend them. If I could afford to have them come every day I