Texting With My Teen

My son made an instructional pamphlet

Little Boy, who is eight years old, wrote and illustrated the following little brochure, apparently trying to be helpful: (He must have been pleased with his work, because he posted it on the wall in the living room.) His father and I are so proud.

Can I get some recognition here?

 

Are my eyebrows “on point?”

I got my eyebrows waxed last weekend. This is the best I can do for “breaking news” here. It’s sad; I know. Anyways, my family was less than impressed by the change. The twins wanted to know what was wrong with my face.  The teenagers said it was okay, they guessed. My husband said flatly,

At almost midnight on my husband’s birthday…..