Trying (in vain) to read a book while my son recounts a long confusing story he has already told me.
Can I point out, I was like thirty pages from the end of a thousand-page novel I’d been working on for a week?
Turning up the car radio in order to drown out the sounds of the twins fighting in the backseat.
Does it sound better or worse to tell you it was the Christian music station I was blasting?
Laughing when Little Girl tells Little Boy to kill himself.
(In my defense, they were playing a video game. She wanted him to let his character die so she could have a turn.)
There! Now do you feel better about your own great parenting moments?