Don’t Mess With My Dinner

I ordered a pizza one day last week with a “plan-ahead” order. I know what you’re thinking: Me? Plan ahead? That’s crazy talk! But on this occasion I did. Amazing, huh? But I digress… The pizza was supposed to be delivered at 5:30. By about five p.m. I was getting hungry, and at 5:30 I was lookingContinue reading “Don’t Mess With My Dinner”

You may already be a winner

 I got a call from a man claiming to be from Publisher’s Clearing House. They had my name and address. The man said I’d won the jackpot, but I didn’t believe him. Here is an “artist’s conception” of the caller, (my husband made it) and following that is a transcript of our conversation. Him: You’ve justContinue reading “You may already be a winner”