Little Boy is six years old. It’s a tough life for him because he has –count them!– FOUR older sisters. Even his twin sister is three minutes older than he is. The bright side of this is that he really knows how to get along with girls. And he’s used to taking orders from them too!Continue reading “That’s My Boy”
Monthly Archives: June 2014
A Conversation Between the Twins
Little Boy: Do you know the name of my best friend at school ? Little Girl: No. Little Boy: It starts with a D. Duh duh duh… Little Girl: Dominick? Little Boy: No. Duh duh duh… Little Girl: Dustin? Little Boy: No. Duh duh duh… Little Girl: Just tell me. Little Boy: Dakota. Little Girl: Okay. Little Boy: But I don’t think you would likeContinue reading “A Conversation Between the Twins”
The Anniversary Dinner
My husband and I have been married for twenty-one years. Therefore, we felt the need to spend a whole bunch of money on fancy food. I don’t exactly know why…. The food was as delicious as it looked, but looking at the bill almost killed us. Still, we had a great time. And of course, itContinue reading “The Anniversary Dinner”
This is Why We Don’t Go Shopping Very Often
I took the kids to “Bed Bath and Beyond” because GG (aged 14) wanted to buy a complicated hair straightening tool. I really don’t know why. Me: But you already HAVE a hair straightener. GG; It doesn’t work well enough. Me: And besides, your hair is already straight. GG; It isn’t straight ENOUGH. Me: Whatever.Continue reading “This is Why We Don’t Go Shopping Very Often”
It’s Graduation Season
We recently reached the last days of May, and that means EVERYONE seems to be graduating from something. Last week I attended three separate events marking the end of my kids’ school year. None was particularly exciting. I mean, let’s be honest. Graduation ceremonies are a complete snooze. You sit there listening to the namesContinue reading “It’s Graduation Season”