Call me Drizella

I always feel like one of the ugly stepsisters when I shop for shoes.

I’m standing there trying to jam my fat feet into all these cute shoes.

(Yes I am sandal-shopping in December. Don’t YOU wish you lived in Hawaii?)

This is as far as I can get my foot to go. Come on people! I’m already in the size 11-13 section! My feet are only a “9” in length, supposedly.

Do they not MAKE pretty sandals wide enough for my Hobbit feet?!

It’s embarrassing.

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